Monday, September 20, 2010

bomb loans?

a man walks into a bank with a briefcase and asks to speak to the manager
he tells the manager he has a time sensitive opportunity and would like to take out a loan... the loan is to invent a machine to disperse a certain type of bomb, such as the one in the briefcase, which, while not likely to improve humanity, should certainly improve the lives of those in the immediate vicinity.
the bank manager approves the loan, the man opens the briefcase, displays it to now be empty, stating that the loan has created a time traveling bomb desposal device which has dispersed the bomb, the man then walks out of the bank whereupon he is arrested for fraud,
he states the money he borrowed exists as much as his bomb did, ...
they take his loan away from him, arrest him, and immediately the bomb reappears and blows up
if the bomb didnt exist, then the duress wasnt there, if it did, he had a right to withdraw the loan.

if the bomb existed and he got arrested, mmmm its an interesting theory...

why not ask to borrow 12 billion dollars to disperse a bomb that may or may not exist? shodringers cat?!

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