Monday, September 5, 2011

rings, cake, swords

so i just woke up from the most crazy beautiful dream i've had in ages, i was on this boat, trying to reach the front, everytime i did something ...twisted the universe ... i would get X more feet and everythign would change, dragons and wizards to ww2 motorbikes and guns, ect ect... few switches, got to the front, this guy came up and stabbed me in the back, imagine a spear, only its gor 3 inches of sharp steel, and a peacock tailfeather, anyhow he stabbed me in the back, through the heart, and left me to die,i picked up the shap thing, slashed my throat so a nearby vampire would turn me. she didn't, but she did heal me...

andrew, laurel, cake, cookie dough, andrew's doing something with a football team, trying to get them to stop raping newguys on the X of every season, he faints, telephone booths can be used to teleport people, there is this pregnant homeless girl with a kid, we help out the kid somehow, keeping the law off his back, helping him get a glass of juice from a nearby building...?

this guy, friendly rival, jumped up next to a building, say 25 feet, slamms this giant sword into the building, then falls, jumps, slamming the handle so it goes higher, does this 5 times till its as high as possible, then challenges me to put my weapon higher, i take off a ring, toss it on the ground, and, pushing it magically, i dance my way up the side of the building, gracefull, serene, unworried, no chance i won't win this contest, i do a backflip off the wall, just to show how easy this is, guide myself flawlessly back ...and then the alarm goes off RAWR~~!! damn you alarm!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

toni and i and mat , toni got flipped through the mirror, her watch was the right way, in the mirror
hot tub, train, me clinging to the outside of the train as it goes...?

Friday, August 26, 2011

mom smoking and showing her boob, bowel difficulty, guy peking in from downstairs
door swinging all the way in, arguing with a girl about chiseling off the top flasher
so, elongated eggs, i was gonna make brekfast,, say six inches long
travelled to ... kyuquot , alaska, used a buzzbomb and went fishing
waterproof plasma tv, willing a foot in water, starts floating
bag of old junk, think its a body, nope, pull it apard to find blankets from years ago and swim fins, pull it to pieces so the ocean can take it away
pretty girl swimming in the water, asks for a doller
body of an eel, starts at the shoulder
theres a few dollars here n there
kid recognizes me and my skills, i juggle grapefruits
tv is hooked up to my cell phone...?

Friday, August 19, 2011

driving a bike down a highway, thick thick traffic, the highway goes almost straight up
i'm being forced to stop then start fast on the highway, almost hitting these campers ect.
so then it comes to a dead standstill
i swerve off to the shoulder and keep driving
now its pretty much straight up
i'm on the big bike, then the tires leave the ground and i float backwards a ways, kinda annoying cause im in a hurry
i get to the top and the ferry already left, have to wait till tommorow
only i wasnt riding my bike this far up, i left it back a bit, and rode up on a
lil engine, that had two pull start cords

there was a battle of nine kingdoms
an old chubby baker dispensed wisdom to make one kingdom the best
the kingdom was hosting the war
they had a gatling gun style archery post, these two archers were duelig these other two and coaxed them into the deadly range, which was out of sight of all the kings
a king leader woman was discovered to have been wanting women, there was a short trial, during which a ghost spy for an enemy king discovered the secret of the arrow launching pallissade,

Thursday, August 11, 2011

cooking for royalty, two cookies to make a cake, worth its weight in gold, chef buys a piece

mid eastern country, vishal, hats, bargain shopping

hindu place, with the blue god

funeral in a station wagon, most of the family there

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

t puts on a public strip show, public shlws up. so does j with q
girl jumps off a high log couple of times into waste deep water
paying 5$ each for t to sleep with j ... publicly?

Sunday, August 7, 2011

went camnping on a days notice, food, chiken and potatoes in a skillet
drove around in a boat with mel
buss with 3 peeps in the cab
short guy with hand operated wheelchair, cranks

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

ok so, there was a corkscrew train, counterclockwise
an abandoned island with a cat sized tiger on it.
a full blacksmith setup, guns, someone set the basement on fire

licked a clam then coaxed it out of its shellmcay coave
asked if i could borrow the boat to go get some....
bro tells me no, you have underpants, swim! he was joking

trinity, p.e. class

Saturday, July 30, 2011

sake and milk, bus ride, the bus drives off and leaves half a buss
switch seats to get on the bus
paid for the sake and a cup, 25$ from 40, he gave me 13$ change with some exchange rate

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

cuuuute girl fights me ... different weapons, finally submits to a gooseneck crowbar
she takes me home and introduces me to her parents, while i talk she puts her head in my lap and drives me crazy...

aaron's mom, but not really, talks me into bed, blonde hair, the room has two doors, one is open, i close it.

going to an auction, need a break, dad skips the first set of washrooms, the second set is really odd i jump down some stairs, no toilet, a grate with a hole in it
i kinda aim n poo from a ways away, some guy comes to the second door, "are you ok in there? i was like "yeah...the noise was me jumping down stairs in a hurry"

there was a dream with a bit of world of warcraft or something like it... pirates

Monday, July 18, 2011

granite slab top of a bar breaks
people want pieces cause its a strip bar
prison, but no walls
people come and go as they please

ghosts of the dead bother a lil mouse after an explosion

superman and koolaid
box of stuff gets accidently replaced on the back of a truck
criminals who swipe it were trying for something else

i get a train to go see grandma jan
instead grandpa gets moved so i cook dinner, beets an onion

Sunday, July 17, 2011

sooo last night i dreamed about a tunnel system which had lots of graffiti, i pissed off some guy, had a few knives i threw at him, borrowed more from alexis her's were thin as wire, flat, and taped ... to her eyelids? on the outside
chase
cop motorbike helmut
flurescent light fixture, jumped on it. it gave way from the ceiling

Friday, July 15, 2011

bog in ausstralia... attacked a guy under a house using a rifle as a club
big tree, mean people ... tractor ride... chaotir
bog tree in pain
jellyfish, global warmin,
any preference? fresh out of that"
brought doughnuts to a tree
three had two layers
moon landing course
escort duty
weed whipper used on spring stee;
campinout
fold up scooter n cop cars


magic travelling rings 100$ gold oldmoney
fluid that allows only the person who made it to touch it
chubby girl with shiney underwear
jungle battle...on eskos island
i get handed a rifle
i signa currency. 10$ in democratic funds
pinned down on a river
jump in the river n go furter down to hand to hand a willd brute
i win

Thursday, July 14, 2011

lucid dream! sex with a curly haired girl.. mom was there... girl ate a banana then blew me i held still then projected, .. flying... there was something that didnt want me playing in the dream, also i was oob


lucid dream, with muz, kissed her
decided since it was my dream she wasnt cheating on her boyfriend
met her at school, she told her teacher i was a criminal
i told the teacher i was never convicted
i turned muz into a plastic cap i could add to someone else
i was wearing grey
she had a green shirt
room we kissed was karens room in karens house in kyuquot
she didn't respond at first... i touched her back... she tryed to not but...
she liked it
so i killed a guy, got paid 10,000, there was a bunch of cash in the apartment, 9k i took that .... stuffed in mah pants
the guy was tricky we were going to kill him at 11:00 but he went to the bathboom and asked my partner to go with to watch him, then he grabbed a knife n went for buddies throat, he didnt win, there was blood to clean up
somebody came to the door to take over the apartment, old lady with her daughter
there was also a check in the envelope ... but i left that (how am i gonna cash a check in a dead guys name?)

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

went to this property expecting boobytraps, me n a crew... we got to this one door in an attic where i got evereyone to give me knives... oppened the door, fake plastic rat aand a couple large plasticspidersi threw butterknives at them... badly
got to this one interesting blade... i held it between thumb and forefinger
and caused it to spin.. then threw it, missed anyhow,.. but i won in the end
went into the room, there was a generator, i put someone in charge of getting it back to my place. there was some coins, loonies, and the other guy got what he wanted, i grabbed a large flashlight too.

store of some sort. peeps are trying to recruit my friend.. i get woken up and pull on my shirt... only its a terrorist sleeve, covers the body and the face, long sleeved, pull it off and poof your just another person
so i grabbed a plunger and went and discussed trying to recruit my friend with the desk ady.. she decided she had better things to do..
we got out of there, i was supposed to go meet a girlbut then these jerks arrested me
i was like twice as heavy sluggish... then woke up

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

fighting a duel ... germain army, stolen

rifle
last meal of beans and mentos shared

ciggarettes

a tree on an island in a cave acts as a doorway

Monday, July 11, 2011

driving down mountains like with a push pull track system, glen keeps grabbing and screwwing it up
theres a gambling place... win a couple jackpots
slide a banana and a jellybean at the same time?
hacked a city on a hill apart with a hatchet, trying to kill everyone in it
drive off a cliff... freefall... hit a slide at the bottom to save meh life
shuddering ping ping ping with the quarter... goes anywhere

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

dear muz,
Last night i dreamed again, of you and i
there were two buildings joined by an above ground walkway
the buildings were shaped like upside down bowls
with a fence around the outside
you went to the top of one, and fell asleep
there was a ribbon around where you slept
your brother told me i could wait if i like, but i can't cross the ribbon
you awoke and saw me but were tired and went back to sleep
so i jumped off the building and played a game, there were many people
i had a paintball gun with a sniper scope... but it wasnt very accurate, 30 feet or so
we were all seeking treasure, climbing around on rocks, my brother found me
i told him to follow me
but he wanted to goof off instead of win the game, so i left him and continued

Thursday, June 30, 2011

2 cats... rawr rawr! one is cabbit the other .... a cat, homewood, driving ... bridges washed out racing... golfsleep
in a house with two other peeps... cats are making noise and attackingme

Monday, June 27, 2011

kissed a girl while tuning a piano... kissed her again,,, so sweet, put my hand on the nape of her neck and she threw her arms around me, it was grandma's piano... i was moving it out of the house.. the piano strings looked like .... old wire
driving scooter on a highway... turned half off... and a road opened up
was drivigng no helmut or gloves

Saturday, June 25, 2011

fight for the bride, arterial blood spray, she hid arazor inside herself, rolled her up in a carpet so she couldnt fight, best two out of 3, press the cross and it goes up
first time for us both, we both bled
second fight
blue gloves, white name, snowboarding company
hill
purple cloth
kitteh!
needed to pee at teh end of each fight
spiders lowering rise crispyt squares from a tent roof
party inside a stomach
dream is focused around a girl,
secret agent guy takes over for boss
loads of money, buys a new iphone...
girl has to leave
ship has this flying acrobat freak and a super warrior
boy is able to handle sword, sword which no one should be able to touch as it is the soul of the weilders father weilder kills bss man with the cash

Friday, June 24, 2011

dreamed i made something, no idea what, girl broke up with me, stole my cables
put eggs to explode inside cooking?
paintball wars nude girls, lil muz i refused to shoot

Thursday, June 23, 2011

dressess and bits

amy and i joined a dress course at camosun, she made a single strap purple evening dress, i made a yellowgreen shimmery leaf pattern sun dress and gave it to her, then we cuddled, sis and peeps took pictures and asked if it would affect her relationship with brian when she posted em. amy seemed striken so i stopped cuddling and convinced em not to post. game, ps3, playing a game and whatever the game spit out that i could eat, i did then throw at my opponent who was outside the game, virtual world, we'd enter the world, i'd pick a game and start playing so it would give me stuff, then i'd try to defeat him, outside the world for into a jail of sorts... more like a chiken coup, snufle! punched my way out to get at a guy, during fighting he proved he could wiggle my eye with his finger on my foot, i bypassed what was giving him control and won, by that time it was a 4 person fight.
dreamed i went diving with ken and andrew
300 feet, andrew was impressed by depth, ken was impressed that i had no difficulties
laurel was also there?
zoey and anothre dog played while someone did banking

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

mom was going to drive from kyuqot to victoria in 99 minutes...
strawberry experiment, with snakes? adder and garden snake
snake was mising part of tail, and had his upper jaw broke and cut
he was pretty pissed off, tried to bite me, yellow pus oozing from right side of face

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

rons boat john driving as a cop for kyuquot, water is on the street, alsomt runs int a car

world where lound sounds shatter stuff, like plants, plants reform like bubbles


kyuquot, rottig cheese and food, found a few knives, old houses in places that dont exist

found money during a hockey game,.... more in a game of monopoly,
skulls and trash on the point
collected skulls for the gold in their teeth

drunk then sober in a old rotted bar?

Thursday, June 16, 2011

, paint, massage, puzzle.

dreamed i was dreaming (and in the dream i knew i was dreaming, and i was getting a massage, dad walked in to ask me to come to breakfast, i woke up but my "body" could still feel the massage going on, ate breakfast,
woke up? went back to bed? dreamed i was with this girl who'd painted her living room, so much so she was wearing the paint, i painted my foot, stepped out on the painted floor, so i could reach a wall and paint there, i think she pushed me or something, also , wood? cube, size of a rubix, i sawed it up to make a puzzle, then started carrying it, the puzzel pieces were large, roughly basketball sized.
2- foot boat, johnson motor "sank" undrwater, dog and movie collection on bord, had to be tied under

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

calu, mexico driving , chubby boy, 5 year outside time, anyone who gives up time for a perid doesnt smell, boy to die at 31, mouse digging under fence, went to kiss calu, she went to the bathroom,
40th door, basement of building golden canadian flag
horseshow dream with poles in an infinity loop

at vv, found a cell phone in a bag, also a pair of glassess, and a bike helmet with a red flasher, the cellphone was ordinary, nokia style, the glasses looked ordinary, but when i put them on, a visual display put a 3d grid over what i was seeing, locked in to my pupils, it connected with the cell phone and scanned for other digital devices
i then went on a bike, gave a guy a ride to wallmart, but he brought all his baggs and with two people and 4 bags on a bike it was awkward... a lil, and the routes were very curvy, i guided the bike through a number of tough spots... gave up and told him to get off, went to a guys place who bragged about new glassess he got, io asked him how much they were worth... he didnt say.. just "you cant afford em" bleh whatevs
calu, mexico driving , chubby boy, 5 year outside time, anyone who gives up time for a perid doesnt smell, boy to die at 31, mouse digging under fence, went to kiss calu, she went to the bathroom,
40th door, basement of building golden canadian flag
horseshow dream with poles in an infinity loop

at vv, found a cell phone in a bag, also a pair of glassess, and a bike helmet with a red flasher, the cellphone was ordinary, nokia style, the glasses looked ordinary, but when i put them on, a visual display put a 3d grid over what i was seeing, locked in to my pupils, it connected with the cell phone and scanned for other digital devices
i then went on a bike, gave a guy a ride to wallmart, but he brought all his baggs and with two people and 4 bags on a bike it was awkward... a lil, and the routes were very curvy, i guided the bike through a number of tough spots... gave up and told him to get off, went to a guys place who bragged about new glassess he got, io asked him how much they were worth... he didnt say.. just "you cant afford em" bleh whatevs

Monday, June 13, 2011

pepper shooting helicopter, messages in a cart ..

kidnapped house

girl gets kidnapped wants daddy to pay
thepayment will be used to get kids out of jail?
new house sex.. missing bank money
military schoolhad locker 345, somehow lost it for 235
trouble in the shower, guy sprays water in my face then tickles me, i turn my faucet at his face... when i get out... andrew?kid attacks me small fight till an axe gets brought out.. in n attic now, nother kid heads for the lights and turns em out..
i anticipate and avoid the girl with the axe sneaking up, putting my axe at her throat...
win the fight without killing anyone, take my gear and head out to the woods,
2 peeps in a rowboat, girls 7 and 16 with a cake
i melt into the water and swim, dog follows me into the water and brabs my arm hair,,, i pull out the hairs and dog swims off
two girls land on the island, i swim up and ask one of them to do a duet... the litle one her dad paddles up and hands her a ....they sing, i ask dad for permission to marry his daughter when she turns 16, he's cool with that... but he says "i have one that's a.lready 16,,,"

Sunday, June 12, 2011

me and dad and mom in a van on a ski hill, came down off teh ski hill
water rising, van slips on the rocks, now we are floating ... im half out the windowdad's way too calm, just stay here we'l be fine:"
waters up to my chin, entire van's underwater... i peel out the window n shut it, then go enter the van from a window underwater so i can get the people out

bus, amy driving, SIDEWAYS, going accross town to get something

fiat, seat altered, i'm driving... to go get someone who messed me up
(p.s, i'm not me)

Saturday, June 11, 2011

"if i told you that your mother was dead would you care?"
"you mean you killed somebody"
6 year old tough kid, blowing bubble wands in the backyard of a house
pot poo missed the toilet me and a girl avoiding this guy up the street hung out with ... buncha folks
elevators broke... goes up n down whether the doors shut or not... tilts crazy to one side or the other, almost kiss a girl, really want to"
ooooo , OOOOOOOOOOO... ooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOO " sad, when the wind blows"

lovers and builders.

"he was a pretty young thing, and with his wandering eye no one thought their marriage would survive growing up"
dreamed i was reading a book about a political figure who had 3 lovers and a wife.
before that, construction of a house, dead body hidden in the walls? piece of insulation cut for a wwall already put up.. sscraggly piece. type of mezenaine with a two inch gap in the floor, reffered to as a "queen anne's mezenane"?

during construction i was holding back a pile of 4 x 6 from falling... while holding onto the roof. construction team of maybe 5 to 10 rock was on one team.

Friday, June 10, 2011

nat, paintball, and slushies

sailboat
amy? small sinking sailboat
third person, boat was maybe 3 feet long and sails of 6 ft high
was the other person's boat but me n amy were borrowing it




ants, waxed loonies, falconbergs in kyuquot
ands were carrying eggs. things to learn from ants for sluyggards
abortion, population control, hard work, they tried to burrow into my skin



pools, kids, lazer trcking beacons and bombers
fight in the pool vs. karate expert, had to
remember not to break my teeth
really high dive, lost my shorts

bug farm ants beans
batteries powerful lil plane aa batteries
bear save a gir
back ripped open and flesh hanging loose from a fight


jj


20$ eye exam and gang membership
leader gives worthless paper.. i replace it with my money


necklacecalling gargoyle
he got tricked into watching a spell forra year
slushie machine uncle larrys
neighbor lets her kid shootr me with a paintball gun then wants apoligwee
grass trimmings, say hi to nat

Thursday, May 26, 2011

gnome home

my face like a gnome on top of a pyramid of gnomes
clothes at salvation army... interesting hat, playing at a casino...
winning! sorta

coat had multiple bottles of booze
mat ran the salvation army... two levels... he lived at top

Saturday, May 21, 2011

death dream

old walkway, kyuquot, families, feuding
24 duels won, same day, 3 lost
the family i dueld repeatedly decided to bring me back
not because i had enough gold to pay the fee, but because...they felt i earned it.
i was using a rusty 2 foot long chunk of iron with no handle
my opponent ...when they found someone good, was using a 3 foot piece again rusted till the handle fell off,
both blades were imbued with power words to enhance abilities

Thursday, May 19, 2011

aincent things?

building made of baked brick, hollow
old old motor tricycle lawn mower?
wenrt to the movuies got hooked gambling on the way
some bricks from the alter weigh three times normal bricks?
theories 2 : soaked up blood, or , gold covered in brick.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

pools and control

dreamed about this outdoor pool on a grassy field
this teen was complaining his... {stepfather} would tell people he peed in it ...
and he didnt like the temperature ...
____ showed him how to point the heater output directly ar the thermostat to cause the heater unit to shut off early.

(USE the things you CAN comtrol to achieve the outcome you desire)