Monday, September 5, 2011

rings, cake, swords

so i just woke up from the most crazy beautiful dream i've had in ages, i was on this boat, trying to reach the front, everytime i did something ...twisted the universe ... i would get X more feet and everythign would change, dragons and wizards to ww2 motorbikes and guns, ect ect... few switches, got to the front, this guy came up and stabbed me in the back, imagine a spear, only its gor 3 inches of sharp steel, and a peacock tailfeather, anyhow he stabbed me in the back, through the heart, and left me to die,i picked up the shap thing, slashed my throat so a nearby vampire would turn me. she didn't, but she did heal me...

andrew, laurel, cake, cookie dough, andrew's doing something with a football team, trying to get them to stop raping newguys on the X of every season, he faints, telephone booths can be used to teleport people, there is this pregnant homeless girl with a kid, we help out the kid somehow, keeping the law off his back, helping him get a glass of juice from a nearby building...?

this guy, friendly rival, jumped up next to a building, say 25 feet, slamms this giant sword into the building, then falls, jumps, slamming the handle so it goes higher, does this 5 times till its as high as possible, then challenges me to put my weapon higher, i take off a ring, toss it on the ground, and, pushing it magically, i dance my way up the side of the building, gracefull, serene, unworried, no chance i won't win this contest, i do a backflip off the wall, just to show how easy this is, guide myself flawlessly back ...and then the alarm goes off RAWR~~!! damn you alarm!