toni and i and mat , toni got flipped through the mirror, her watch was the right way, in the mirror
hot tub, train, me clinging to the outside of the train as it goes...?

mom smoking and showing her boob, bowel difficulty, guy peking in from downstairs
door swinging all the way in, arguing with a girl about chiseling off the top flasher

so, elongated eggs, i was gonna make brekfast,, say six inches long
travelled to ... kyuquot , alaska, used a buzzbomb and went fishing
waterproof plasma tv, willing a foot in water, starts floating
bag of old junk, think its a body, nope, pull it apard to find blankets from years ago and swim fins, pull it to pieces so the ocean can take it away
pretty girl swimming in the water, asks for a doller
body of an eel, starts at the shoulder
theres a few dollars here n there
kid recognizes me and my skills, i juggle grapefruits
tv is hooked up to my cell phone...?

driving a bike down a highway, thick thick traffic, the highway goes almost straight up
i'm being forced to stop then start fast on the highway, almost hitting these campers ect.
so then it comes to a dead standstill
i swerve off to the shoulder and keep driving
now its pretty much straight up
i'm on the big bike, then the tires leave the ground and i float backwards a ways, kinda annoying cause im in a hurry
i get to the top and the ferry already left, have to wait till tommorow
only i wasnt riding my bike this far up, i left it back a bit, and rode up on a
lil engine, that had two pull start cords

there was a battle of nine kingdoms
an old chubby baker dispensed wisdom to make one kingdom the best
the kingdom was hosting the war
they had a gatling gun style archery post, these two archers were duelig these other two and coaxed them into the deadly range, which was out of sight of all the kings
a king leader woman was discovered to have been wanting women, there was a short trial, during which a ghost spy for an enemy king discovered the secret of the arrow launching pallissade,

cooking for royalty, two cookies to make a cake, worth its weight in gold, chef buys a piece

mid eastern country, vishal, hats, bargain shopping

hindu place, with the blue god

funeral in a station wagon, most of the family there

t puts on a public strip show, public shlws up. so does j with q
girl jumps off a high log couple of times into waste deep water
paying 5$ each for t to sleep with j ... publicly?

went camnping on a days notice, food, chiken and potatoes in a skillet
drove around in a boat with mel
buss with 3 peeps in the cab
short guy with hand operated wheelchair, cranks

ok so, there was a corkscrew train, counterclockwise
an abandoned island with a cat sized tiger on it.
a full blacksmith setup, guns, someone set the basement on fire

licked a clam then coaxed it out of its shellmcay coave
asked if i could borrow the boat to go get some....
bro tells me no, you have underpants, swim! he was joking

trinity, p.e. class